Clickbait, engagement bait, non-apologies, boring content...the list of things you might be doing to annoy your followers is long.
Outrage is the fastest-spreading emotion on social media, according to multiple studies. People love to hate, and they’ll happily hate your brand if you give them the right reason.
Whether you see a raging firestorm of hostile tweets as free marketing or a living nightmare, this post is for you. Turns out there are endless ways for a brand to stumble across the line into irritating, phony or outright offensive behaviour.
Here are our some of our favourite ways to annoy and alienate your followers…
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14 things brands do on social media that people hate
1. Oblivious self-promotion
Yes, brands are on social media to sell. Your audience isn’t going to hold it against you, for the most part. Unless you just won’t stop selling.
When you’re building your social media calendar try to follow the 80/20 rule: eighty percent useful (i.e., informative, entertaining, awe-inspiring, etc.) versus twenty percent promotional.
Or, another way of thinking about it: your audience is composed of human beings with thoughts and feelings.
2. Too much AI
Speaking of human beings, consider talking like one, too.
According to Pew Research, 66 percent of Americans have heard of social media bots, and 80 percent of those people think bots are bad.
If you’re considering automating your social media—whether it’s a customer service chatbot or a pay-for-Instagram-followers service—take a moment to consider how badly it could go.
Unless a booking assistant bot is actually faster and more convenient than the alternative methods, don’t risk annoying your potential customers.
Even more problematic: using a bot to automate your social media interactions (eg., retweeting certain hashtags or following/retweeting certain users).
Maintain a human touch on social.
Whether you’ve inconvenienced one person or offended millions, take the situation as seriously as they do.
Own the mistake and offer a genuine apology. Some key ingredients of a good apology:
- Accept responsibility
- Acknowledge the other person’s feelings
- Don’t make excuses
- Commit to being better
- Try not to speak like a character from Kafka’s The Trial
4. Not listening
Social media is not a billboard campaign. When you’re crafting every post with the goal of actively encouraging engagement, at some point you’re going to receive less-than-positive feedback.
Don’t ignore complaints. Not responding to negative feedback is its own crystal-clear response. Not only can your audience see you cold-shouldering other customers, you’re missing out on an opportunity to transform the situation into a positive experience.
What’s the best way to get fewer complaints? Learn from the ones you do get.
People aren’t shy about telling you what needs to change. To that end, a social listening strategy can help you gauge customer mood across social media platforms, and act on it.
5. Thirsty customer service
Yes, brands need to listen. On the other hand, they need to avoid being creepy and invasive. In other words: if you are a chicken restaurant don’t flirt with people.
Sixty-four percent of customers only want a brand to chime in when they’re being directly addressed. It’s a double standard, but if people are out there talking you up it can be weird if you start chatting back.
6. Automatic cross-posting
Nothing says “I don’t care about this platform or the people who use it” more clearly than a post that was clearly meant for another platform.
Twitter users are never going to click through to see an image on Instagram. (I mean, the load times!) And why would anyone say “link in bio” on Twitter, when you can easily post a link?
At best that is lazy, at worst it suggests incompetence.
7. Posting clickbait
“The best way to convert a potential customer is by misleading them right off the bat,” said no one, ever.
Yes we love clicks. But there’s a difference between compulsive, mindless traffic and a person who has been encouraged to take the first step in initiating a valuable relationship for both parties.
If you’re exploiting your audience’s lizard-brain to draw them in, they’ll figure it out sooner or later. Probably in micro-seconds. Probably even as they click the link they’re already annoyed at themselves (for falling for it) and you (for making them fall for it.)
This is just not how trust is built.
8. Posting engagement bait
One fraction of a step above clickbait (and still on Facebook’s radar as a spammy practice that the algorithm will seek out and punish) is engagement bait.
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Begging for comments, shares, likes, reactions, or votes on any platform is honestly a little embarrassing. Your brand is above this kind of behavior.
There are better ways to encourage engagement, like running an above-board Instagram contest.
9. Acting cool
Ok, this one’s a little tougher.
As @BrandsSayingBAE’s bio states: “It’s cool when a corporation tweets like a teenager. It makes me want to buy the corporation’s products.”
Corporations may be people in the eyes of the law, but having a personality is not a commitment to take on lightly if you’re a brand.
It’s the internet. Someone will always find a way to mock you.
On the other hand, people will mock you if you’re boring, too…
10. Being boring
If you want people to follow you on social media, you have to give them a reason to.
Even so-called boring brands can create and share engaging content. We created a guide to promoting your boring brand on social media with 12 actionable tips.
Give it a read and give people a reason to follow you.
11. Using emojis when you don’t know how to use emojis
For brands, emojis are a privilege, not a right. Learn how to use emoji in your social media strategy effectively, or spare yourself the embarrassment and don’t use them at all.
Not only was Chevy’s emoji use incomprehensible, the branded hashtag was a non-starter, too. Which brings us to our next point.
12. Using hashtags when you don’t know how to use hashtags
It is actually quite difficult to use hashtags without being just a little, um, basic. Using them in an interesting, smart, effective way? Extremely difficult.
Over the past few years, most brands have learned, often by watching other brands crash and burn, to back off on the kind of hashtags that will open up a floodgate of mockery and shame.
On most social media platforms—and Twitter especially, where humour and vitriol go hand in hand—hashtags require an expert hand.
Please. Don’t wing it.
13. Being fake
Remember 2013, when the concept of influencer marketing was understood as: a secret cabal of genius psychopath millennials who, for the right price, could make your single chart or your sparkling beverage popular?
These days audiences are more aware of (and resigned to) the fact that every shout-out is bought and paid for.
That said, if you’re going to “partner” with a celebrity for an endorsement, help your audience maintain their fantasy of independent thought.
Authenticity may be the most overused buzzword of the decade, but the concept still requires respect. Once you’ve lost it, it’s not easy to get back.
14. Being faux-woke
The last point on our list is maybe the most difficult to get right.
According to a Edelman, in 2018 two out of three people identified as belief-driven buyers, meaning they will buy or boycott a brand based on its stance on controversial issues. (That’s 64 percent of people surveyed, which is a 13-point lift from 2017.)
Audiences are holding brands to a higher moral standard than ever before, which means brands aren’t choosing whether to engage, but how.
Risk-averse brands are naturally going to want to avoid the rampant polarization that clouds today’s political conversation. No shame there: check out these twelve ways to promote your “boring” brand.
It’s arguably a better choice than option two: going the faux-woke route and risking a Kendall “Pepsi” Jenner situation: a 21,000 percent increase in mentions over two days, most of them negative.
Meanwhile, there’s a third option: participating in conversations in a meaningful, unambiguous way. This is still going to earn criticism, but since 53 percent of people believe brands can do more to solve social ills than government can, it can also earn admiration.
— Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) September 5, 2018
Like we said at the top, outrage is the most viral emotion on social media. Nike’s genius here is repurposing the pre-existing outrage over Colin Kaepernick’s blacklisting by the NFL (which, in turn, was because of his outrage over police brutality and white supremacy).
Of course, the key is to ride the outrage, not generate it.
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